Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse Training

Training for a Zombie Apocalypse : The military and law enforcement are getting ready for a zombie apocalypse. Training for the zombie apocalypse will begin in San Diego next month.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is ready for a zombie apocalypse. FEMA is warning people about a zombie apocalypse. Now, the military and law enforcement are getting ready.

Zombies in San Diego
Security firm HALO Corp. announced yesterday that about 1,000 military personnel, police officials, medical experts and federal workers will learn the ins and outs of a zombie apocalypse, as part of an annual counter-terrorism summit , according to the Military Times.

This is only a small part of the summit's more serious course load -- but a zombie-like virus outbreak is a good training scenario. Visitors will learn to deal with a worldwide pandemic, where people become crazy, violent and fearful.

Zombies will roam the summit grounds in San Diego, Calif. harassing troops and first-aid teams that will be participating.

The training comes at a time when the term "zombie apocalypse" is so viral that several branches of government have released statements on the matter. Earlier this month, the Department of Homeland Security reported that "the zombies are coming" as part of a hilarious bid to get younger citizens to prepare for a real disaster.

The CDC has released similar statements using zombies as a playful guise to get the public prepared for actual disasters. To assure that no one's confused by these announcements, CDC said that zombies are not real.

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